#InTheNews: Con-Ye West May Serve Time

Words by Chan Bam

So if you all recall, Yeezus issued a warning to paparazzi earlier this summer, advising them to not speak in his presence.

Well one bold pap decided to test the law of Yeezus and speak anyway. For speaking, he got the smash put on him and now West has been charged with criminal battery and attempted grand theft for the attack (camera damage).
If convicted, he’ll get slapped on the wrist with a measly $1000 fine and up to 1 year in jail, which we know won’t happen.

Of course, West’s attorney and record label were unavailable for comment. Apparently, they were given the same instructions “don’t speak” #NoDoubt
He’ll be arraigned on October 10th. So until then, we’ll have to Watch the Throne!

Words by Chan Bam


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