Why Buy A Car When You Can Own The Most Expensive Pair Of Sneakers In Your Gang?

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Words by Tony Grands

I’m far from a sneakerhead, hypebeast, or any of the other superlatives one may use to try & describe the various levels of sneaker fiendery. I’ve never waited in line for a release or scoffed at another man over his taste in sneakers. However, these handy pieces of fool’s gold caught my eye rather quickly.

The colorway is nice, but not prissy. The stitch & detail are bold but not aggresive. Not to mention them shits look kinda comfy. But none of that is what caught my eye. It wasn’t even the fact that non-athele Eminem was attached to them.

The price did. $33,500.

Allow me to speak for all working fathers & SANE people as I calmly type, “Get the fuck outta here.”

I’m sure @SneadsByRee & @Dallas_Penn already own a pair. Must be nice, though…

Update: Apparently these shoes were sold for $37,000 not long after going viral, & in other news I still have no clue why Marshall Mathers’ name is attached to these kicks.

Images via FlightClub

Words by Tony Grands
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tonygrands@yahoo.com

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4 comments on “Why Buy A Car When You Can Own The Most Expensive Pair Of Sneakers In Your Gang?

  1. Sean Smith says:

    Dafuq??? No way in hell

    Like

  2. Krissy says:

    yea, no thanks.

    Like

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