The “Tuck It” list (as in, “Tuck in your penis, bro! It’s over!”) is what I call the pre-marital bucket list that all men SHOULD have lined up to accomplish PRIOR to becoming the leader of a small community.
These are things — too numerous to count — that should be achieved and physically scratched off of the list before any broom-jumping occurs. Because once that sandline has been stepped over, there’s no turning back…
As a bonus, this list also serves as a great guide on what NOT to do after you say “I do” as well. Thank me later.
Before you get married: