The “Tuck It” List: Some Things To Do Before You Get Hitched

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The “Tuck It” list (as in, “Tuck in your penis, bro! It’s over!”) is what I call the pre-marital bucket list that all men SHOULD have lined up to accomplish PRIOR to becoming the leader of a small community.

These are things — too numerous to count — that should be achieved and physically scratched off of the list before any broom-jumping occurs. Because once that sandline has been stepped over, there’s no turning back…

As a bonus, this list also serves as a great guide on what NOT to do after you say “I do” as well. Thank me later.

Before you get married:

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