A tale of young love, hate, deceit, and revenge in early 1990s Los Angeles, set to Prince’s Adore. Advertisements
You meet a chick, fall in “love” with her, and wife her up. But you skipped arguably the most important part. The research.
It’s actually pretty simple, once you unlearn what the movies and the music and the stupid friends have taught you.
If you’re over 33 and you don’t have any kids yet, stop trying to. Buy some more condoms and then go buy a car instead. Or a dog. Or some birds. Or some shiny new rims.
This has nothing to do with Cuffing Season nor the banning of Valentine’s Day. It’s about watching your back, as we should all do, as men, for each other.
They say all is fair in love and war, but nah.
In numbers that seem to increase annually, more and more women are refusing me when I call them “Ma’am.”
Valentine’s Day is almost here. But I’m sure you know that already, seeing as though most of you usually break up with your Cuffing Season mates between Christmas and February 14th.
Prepare yourself. The revolution will not be televised. We’re bringing manhood back to this bitch!