Donald Trump had Ku Klux Klan members publicly supporting him at a rally in Arizona recently, and the fact that mainstream America isn’t making a big deal about it it’s somewhat disheartening, yet not surprising.
Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is off to a phenomenal start. The level of support he’s receiving is astounding, though not surprising. I came across this image and in my opinion it represents every aspect of what Donald Trump will be genuinely trying to achieve
when if elected president.
You don’t really need proof that Donald Trump is an asshole. He’s confidently carried himself that way since long before any electoral race. Take a look at his old reality show if you need further proof.
With his recent color commentary regarding our Hispanic brethren, he has quite possibly commented his legacy for eternity. This may be the main reason he is currently polling in first place on the Republican card; everyone loves an asshole.
Well, not everyone.
A man named Fernando Sosa (and we’ll assume he is Hispanic for the time being) agrees with the general consensus on Trump’s behavior and has created a line of butt plugs that look just like Donald Trump. Poetic justice served, especially for an asshole.
Yes, butt plugs. A butt plug is a sex toy that is, ahem, inserted into the anus during coitus to heighten the pleasure of the wearer. It can be enjoyed by both men and women. Is the butt plug that hard up for new designs? Probably not, which makes this toy that much more awesome-r.
In an interview regarding his product, Sosa, a 31 year old Mexican-Floridian artist, told the HuffPo:
I wanted to do something insulting. I like the mental picture of his face going into people’s asses.
For those interested, the butt plug sells for just under $30, and has life-like hair. I don’t know if the hair takes away from or adds to the intended pleasure, but I don’t want Trump to be the president, so it should go without saying that I’d rather not have him –or his likeness– eating my booty like groceries.
Fernando, an immigrant who arrived in America when he was 11, stated via his website, “I usually make butt plugs to insult dictators, homophobes and politicians. However, when I heard Donald Trump’s remarks about Mexicans and Latinos from South America I was extremely angry.” Sosa also plans on working on Jeb Bush and Chris Christie plugs as well. No word on if President Obama will make the cut.
Forever on a quest to push his foot further and further into his politically incorrect mouth, “The Donald” Trump comments on escaped Mexican drug lord Joachin “El Chapo” Guzman via Twitter.
The presidential hopeful clearly isn’t too concerned with surviving to
lose see the outcome of the campaign race.
This is your presidential hopeful, America.
Donald Trump now receiving death threats.
Legend has it that Californian Bay Area rapper Lil B has special powers. He has “cursed” NBA players, such as Kevin Durant and James Hardy (and possibly LeBron James), and for what it’s worth, his hexes seem to be real.
In 2015, I don’t put anything past anyone and for all we know, he could have deep roots connected to voodoo and/or witchcraft. Put it like this, I won’t diss him online. Call me a punk if you choose, but you can’t call me a dummy.
If these powers are indeed actual, there are a ton of targets he could aim them at. He may very well be the closest thing to a modern day superhero that we’ve got. Perhaps he should join the ranks of Anonymous, the rogue team of Internet vigilantes that fights perceived crime from behind a computer screen, hacking websites, releasing classified info, and just causing digital chaos to those entities that bully the rest of the population.
There’s a good chance that this will make it back to Anonymous and Lil B, because the world wide web, and hopefully they’ll collectively hear our pleas for assistance, join forces, and avenge us. Like Captain America and Falcon. He are 5 targets that this team of new Avengers can begin it’s legacy with.
Mr. Trump is by far the most arrogant, egotistical, asshole-y presidential candidate I’ve seen in quite some time. If he isn’t making racist remarks about Hispanics and middle easterners, he’s bragging about how awesome he’ll be for this country, because according to him, President Obama is the worst thing that has ever happened. I’m definitely a “gotta hear both sides” type of guy, but I’m also pretty keen on sniffing out bullshit. He needs to be taken down a peg or several hundred. Not for any other reason than to remind him that he was pooped out of his mother’s vagina just like the rest of us poor bastards.
Debt Relief sounds good, but I still see people bitching and complaining about how their student loan is quietly stalking them, even as they’ve earned their degrees and been absorbed by the US of A’s sordid work force. Some countries, like Switzerland, offer college as a free tool for social advancement, and you’d think America would use the model to improve the current condition of all its thirty babes, fighting for a suckle of its successful teet. No dice. We’ve been hoodwinked, bamboozled, and we didn’t land on education, education landed on us. With a Macho Man Randy Savage elbow drop. If I had a choice between winning the lotto for the exact amount of debt that I still owe OR getting my debt wiped out, I’d say sign me up to remove that unwanted bill. I can make more money, the problem is giving it to these cocksuckers who — in reality — didn’t even help me secure a future. What a fucking gyp.
Child Support Services
This whole system is based off screwing the man over. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against supporting children you may or a not have wanted, but the way it’s done is clearly designed to punish the father. If a man creates a life, he is indeed responsible for it, I just don’t see the moms ever being penalized for their bad decision making. It’s quite the opposite; they get paid. In actuality, she’s as much as fault as he is, no? Without the proper filter in place, men will continually get the short end of the stick. Unless…
I just don’t care for the guy.
Every time there is some sort of police incident involving a civilian, the civilian’s dirty laundry winds up being blasted into the public eye. Why not do the same with cops that are accused of dirty tactics? Case in point; the lady who climbed up the pole to remove the Confederate flag in South Carolina has been outed as an ex-stripper. For what? To further scrutinize her name and assassinate her character. We should do the same thing to police who shoot, injure, and openly harass the public at large. In 2015, it doesn’t matter if you’re/they’re innocent or not. All that matters is public opinion.
Godspeed, new Avengers.
Words by Tony Grands
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