Not sure if it’s something in the food or just the natural evolution of human emotion, but “road rage” seems to be on the rise and it’s not just relegated to the forgotten and ignored ‘hoods and ghettos of America.
The flimsy piece of papyrus (shown below) is valuable beyond measure. It’s a men’s restroom toilet seat guard. It is all that protects you from open world nastiness when dropping the kids off at a public pool. For years, man has used this common public restroom accessory incorrectly. Per usual, TGDC IS here to help.
The middle portion serves as a guard to ensure your peen doesn’t come in contact with the vile, public porcelain. After removing paper guard from wall unit, fold middle perforated section frontward, toward your knees, and secure between seat opening for maximum effect. Warning: much like a condom, this will only serve as a mode of transportation to crabs, so always look before copping a squat in a public restroom.
For some of us, this changes nothing, simply because many American males choose to poop at home. But for the rest of the brave, male population that regularly makes the decision to eject their deuces at work or school, this bit of eye-opening information may be life-changing.
Words by Tony Grands
Are you one of those people who – every December – make resolutions for the upcoming year? If so, you’re not alone. Millions of people worldwide partake in this imaginary exercise in futile hope & ghost chasing.